Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol Tea Towel cats and the occasional reminder that

and the occasional reminder that some people simply should not be left unsupervised

a bold stylized Artsy Fartsy graphic in yellow with a red outline and gray shadow looks like it jumped straight off a retro sketchbook

and durable enough for slogging through Mondays

Whether you’ve been through it

endless trash talk in the group chat

Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol Tea Towel cats and the occasional reminder thatIf your holiday wish list has exactly one item on it, this tea towel speaks your truth loud and clear. Bright red with crisp white lettering, it spells out the only gift that really matters: Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol. Surrounding the text are playful line illustrations of Santa hoisting a frothy mug, cocktails clinking, snowflakes, trees, and cheerful polka dots that make it look like the worlds most festive bar menu. Made from soft, absorbent